Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: I Drank The Kool-Aid

This one started out with me taking my mom and a few other female relatives out to a nail salon.  I think it was set in a Boardwalk, or at least a mini-mall, because I got bored and decided to explore the shopping area.  I quickly regretted it, as I entered one vacant store to find a cult gathering inside.  However, the cult wasn’t entirely threatening, as they all wore animal heads of some sort.  They looked like furries with robes. 

I tried to escape and warn my family, but was brought into what looked like a dressing room.  Inside was the leader of the cult.  He cornered me a bit and I’m assuming tried to convince me to join their fellowship (there was no audio during the dream.  …what?).  I tried to bolt, but suddenly I was in the back seat of a car with the leader driving.  He talks some more, before his face slowly turns into my own.  After this, the guy starts psychoanalyzing me something fierce.  I have no idea how, since I couldn’t actually hear anything.  Kinda made me want to join, right up to the point I woke up.

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: Insert Subtitle Here

I’m not quite sure what to make of this one.  It starts with me being stuck in a very cramped motel room with my parents, aunt, uncle, and their two kids.  I have no idea why we were all in the same room, but whatever.  Apparently, we were on vacation, but I had agreed to work some hours at a local hotel as a favor for one of my former bosses.  I did my time, then drove back to the cramped motel to deal with my family.  Apparently, I quickly grew tired of them and decided to explore the local area on my own.

I guess it was a city, since I walked everywhere.  As I explored, I noticed this massive, oddly designed building.  Inside was the greatest arcade I have never seen in my life.  If you could think of a game, they had it.  The X-men game?  Had it.  Soul Calibur?   Had it.  Bucky O’Hare?  Fucking had it.  They also had skeeball and the like.  Unfortunately, I didn’t have any quarters on me whatsoever, so I decided to make the trek back to the motel room to get some cash.  This was when I wake up.

My dreams are fucking cock-teases.

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: Everything Must Go!

I was super depressed when I woke up from this one.

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: Let’s Go Gokaiger!

This one started out with me playing the new Soul Calibur (that’s not even out yet), and using the character creation mode to try to make Kamen Rider.  It didn’t work out, so I thought of the next best thing: Turn Cervantes into my favorite pirate sentai (If Namco Bandai doesn’t make this an option in the next game, they’re missing a golden opportunity).

Anyway, I guess my mind went wondering from there because I was somehow hanging out with the Gokaiger cast (I seemed to be really buddy buddy with Navi, for some reason).  I don’t think they liked me at first, but once they saw how cool I was with their robot bird, they inducted me into their crew.  I even remember grabbing a line to hop aboard their ship.  After that, I somehow convinced everyone to sing along to the opening theme with me.  They even participated in the full version of the show’s closing. 

The dream was super weaboo and dumb, but it was pretty much the greatest day of my life.  Don’t hate.

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: *fap fap fap*

Mom, don’t read this.

How can I make one of these?

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: We Wish You An Incestuous Christmas

Goddamn was this one weird.  For several reasons. 

Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams: Grand Theft Stupidity

Well, I decided to get back on xanax, so you know what that means, boys and girls.  The return of Lee’s Wacky World Of Dreams!  Yay!  (Seriously, I’ve got about five of these lined up so far.  Sleepy-time drugs are awesome.)

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I know it’s old news at this point, but whatever.

School Project: How To Video

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Special thanks to my friend John Bates.